talking, underachieving
2016

mirrors reflecting a thousand jazz hands
2016

yes, we all die, but we all die
2015

scary stuff, like the news, is not advised
2015

be brave and say what you want
2014

help us return to those glory days when Americans weren't so frightened
2012

Hello, world, I'm the girl with the hamburger
2011

bad with women and an easy vomiter
2009

mom is always like, "You know, it's your uncle's birthday on Sunday, and you're in town"
2010

saying goodbye to the world
2011

frolic or puke
2011

This is so beyond stupid
2010

Bringing up a completely undamaged child was in bad taste
2011

On the other hand, nobody was stabbed to death
2010

Never, ever, ever try
2011