Human-shaped and sad
2000

There you go, guy
2014

Enough with the pigs
2012

time feels at once inconceivable and heartbreakingly normal
2012

There's the mammal way. And there's the bird way
2012

Not helpful: Buying things
2011

Oh right, her
2010

the first thing out of everyone's mouth was "I hate that guy."
2014

The measure of a work of art is how much art it has
2008

the world is an endlessly benevolent place
2016

it is a crime to kill an innocent human, but not to kill an innocent tapeworm
2011

it's really rare that reading is unaccompanied by guilt
2015

my boss hates me, and she's stupid. Anyway,
2011