What's a thing that you like? I'll attach something you don't like to it
2011

Why, you're not fat at all
2011

How can you be so many women to so many strange people, oh you strange girl
2011

Why is the moon everywhere
2011

convenient habit of blacking out
2012

who wants to hear some jokes
2011

People thought I was insane, and I was
2009

I do drink alcohol, but at least I don't drink the blood of the poor
2007

No one can help you
2010

You've got lovely beds. Good beds
2011

I don't feel like I know very much
2009

pale, pale, pale
2010

When it's good — well, it's still often pretty bad
2010

Oh my God, her butt
2011

all you can do is act normal and pretend it didn't happen
2011

We have no strategy
2014

Send a salami to your boy
2011

IF I GET PSYCHOLOGICALLY HEALTHY I'LL LOSE MY EDGE
2008

Just how much rudeness is there
2014

What's so funny about suffering
2013

lumpy and imperfect
2014

Wow, something quite profound
2008

Yes, share the ice cream
2012

I for some reason relish people being angry with me
2011

Why do you have to be so mean
2011